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Top 5 do’s and don’ts of Christmas


Top 5 do’s and don’ts of Christmas

Christmas, the season of goodwill to all and hopefully a chance to spread. Despite the challenging year or so everyone has faced. However, like any year, those of us with life on 2 wheels, will often see such goodwill stretched to its limits as we swing our leg over our first true love during the festive period. Whether you are a seasoned pro or a newbie to the cycling ranks. We have come up with our 5 rules to help you survive Christmas this year, without divorcing your partner, staying in your family’s good books and using the bike to help the fight against food.

1. Ride enough to consume your body weight in festive treats

For us, this is a given. Christmas isn’t exactly friendly on your power to weight ratio at the best of times. Going without all those lovely treats will haunt you all year, so embrace it and enjoy! Eating more is also the best excuse for riding more. Don’t forget to take a nice turkey sandwich with you on Boxing Day to be enjoyed atop your favourite climb. As a rule of thumb, every extra pig in a blanket you eat is an extra 100ft of climbing you owe!

2. Remember to smile when you get the obligatory terrible bike-related present

We all get them and they sometimes come in handy for a Secret Santa present, but most of the time none of us want them. The notebooks with bikes printed on, Poundland bike books, weird bike sculptures or handlebar tassels,  whatever it is, it doesn’t mean you can’t smile. So, suck it up and put your best school photo face on.

3. Don’t be a pig in a blanket!

As tempting as those lay-ins may be and god knows you probably deserve it, get up and out early. You can almost guarantee that your partner doesn’t fancy a 6 AM start. And, keeping the kids up for a festive movie the night before should see them snoozing in. By the time you get back, the bacon will be crisp and the coffee freshly brewed.

4. Remember your local bike shop will be closed

I know our friendly local bike shops have been like guardian angels our whole cycling lives, but for a few days a year, you will have to do without them. Our advice, stock up on tubes and if your bike starts making funny noises, well it must just be a sign from above to put your feet up. In addition to your local bike shop being closed, the local shop will also more than likely be closed. But fear not, this means you have an excuse to ride to the only one that is open.

5. Don’t drink and ride! Ride then drink. Sensibly.

The legality of drinking and riding is a bit of a grey area. So, we won’t even attempt to tackle that here. We will go with the common sense approach, DON’T DO IT! At the very least, you need to be on top form to get the most out of the little time you will have. You’ll want to have your wits about you too with the road conditions hitting their worst around Christmas. Ice, leaves and generally slippery surface all round.

However, once you have been out on your beloved steed, you have earned whatever tipple may take your fancy. Bikmo recommends that Eggnog should form the basis of all festive recovery programs, providing ample amounts of carbohydrate and protein, as well as setting you up for an afternoon of entertaining merriment.

Watch Die Hard!

It’s not exactly bike-related and it would technically be 6th on a list of 5 do’s and don’ts of Christmas, but Christmas isn’t Christmas without it and yes, no matter what anyone says, Die Hard is definitely a Christmas film* and one that everyone can enjoy all year round at that. Don’t forget to get it lined up in the DVD, Blue Ray, Smart TV or even VCR for some post-ride nostalgic chillaxing.

*this may have split opinion within team Bikmo

As for the rest of Christmas you’re on your own and remember Christmas is a time for loved ones, so don’t neglect your bikes…

Happy Bikmas to all and to all a Good Ride!

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